The General in charge of the army was pleased to get a visit from his friend, the Admiral in charge of the Navy. How are your men, Admiral?My men are tough as nails - lean mean fighting machines. How about yours?
The General replied, My men are the bravest fighting men on the planet. I'd put them up against your men any day of the week!
Show me, said the Admiral, unimpressed.
The General called out to a soldier on the training field, Private Cooper, report!
Private Cooper ran across the grounds and snapped to attention: Private Cooper reporting as ordered, Sir!
Cooper, do you see that tank approaching? I want you to get out there and stop that tank with your bare hands.
What?! Are you crazy? I'd be killed! And with an, I'm out of here! Private Cooper ran off the field screaming.
The General turned to the Admiral. See what I mean? You have to be pretty brave to talk to a general like that.
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