Organic Vegetables

Two men were talking one day.

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the Farmer's Market, said the first man.

Were you able to find any? asked the second man.

Well, when I got to the market, I said to the farmer standing beside this truck, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' and the guy answers, 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'

This is dedicated to my lovely wife whose birthday is tomorrow, August 14th. After nearly 29 years of marriage I can honestly say I have never felt the need to spray her vegetables with poisonous chemicals.